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Springfield is coming to Universal Orlando Resort! An all-new Simpsons-themed area will open at Universal Studios Florida this summer – allowing guests to step into the world of The Simpsons like never before.
It will be the only place in the world where you can walk the streets of Springfield, grab a Krusty-certified meat sandwich at Krusty Burger, go nuts for donuts at Lard Lad, imbibe at Moe’s Tavern and more! Plus there will be Duff Beer – brewed exclusively for Universal Orlando - and a new attraction called Kang & Kodos’ Twirl ‘n’ Hurl that will take you “foolish humans” on an intergalactic spin designed to send you into orbit!I’ve never wanted to go to Orlando, FL until today.
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The Hunger Games:
Dedicates half a chapter to legs shaving, kills Finnick in half a sentence.
Isn’t that how life is, though? We can waste countless minutes stressing and focusing our attention on meaningless things while in an infinitesimal fraction of that time a life can be taken.
Whoa girl. Too deep for me.
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Blanche: That Rex Huntington stood me up again! I feel wasted, stood up, worthless. Explain it to them, Dorothy.
Dorothy: This is the third time isn’t it?
Blanche: Yes!
Dorothy: 3 whole times….wow….3 times!…hahahahahaaaaa!!!!…Count them!! 1, 2, 3 !! hahahahahahaaaa!!!!!
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